How did we get here?
Is all the blame on beer?
You were sane when we met
But now the drama’s set
You’re not really my type
I don’t believe the hype
Let’s go it alone
Delete my data off your phone
The Rouletters got together to talk about their worst dates ever! In order to sweeten the experience, a cornucopia of donated goodies were on hand.A gal’s and guy’s bagful of goodies were up for grabs for the best story of evening.Audience members received adult-themed lollipops, lubricant and a vibrating cockring.
A description for the cornucopia of goodies was printed out so the audience could make an informed choice.Chairs were decorated with giveaway stickers and calling cards.
About five men asked the hostess if she were a real nurse. Then all stated they would feign illness if so.
The theme drink was a “flaming asshole,” which the hostess announced was the only way one could actually enjoy such a condition!
Magic Jack ATX relived the classic blind date bad date. He even brought a box of cookies to share with fellow poets. Birdman 313 revisited the classic Facebook bad date with a woman even bigger than he.Daniel Davila recounted the three out of nine lives of a dating cat. Lila McCall shared her frat boy blind date story, which started out with a simple question: “How bad could it be?” Pretty bad, as it turned out!Allyson Whipple told the audience about coitus interruptus when a guy’s parents suddenly appear. Hostess Teresa Y. Roberson suggested for men to avoid another boring Valentine’s Day bad date by scheduling a vasectomy. Thom the World Poet, accompanied by Magic Jack ATX and Daniel Davila, recited a series of entertaining missed love connections. One rejection went like this: “I don’t know you.” “I don’t know myself either.”After Thom the World Poet left the stage, the music segued into an original Magic Jack ATX love song jazzy composition, “It’ll Come to You.”Audience members were invited during the intermission to sign up for the open mic.
Ron Jason Jacob Allyson Daniel w/ Magic Jack Birdman 313 Mackenzie Thom the World Poet w/Magic Jack ATX & Daniel Davila McKenzie won the gal’s adult bag with her spoken word about how having a single bad date may have prevented her from having bad long-term relationships.
Thom the World Poet won the guy’s adult bag through his usual bedazzling improvisation with musicians.